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The Renegades
Growing on my face lies a meager beard, a thin straggly mustache, and wiry sideburns. The mustache and beard, though its really a goatee, are the point of note They do not connect, as no hair runs as their intermediary.
This does not upset me, though I realize that it disqualifies me from ever growing a Fu Manchu. But such is life, or so they say.
But on one side of my mouth, the right side, grow three, maybe four hairs, I consider these hairs to be the Renegade Hairs.
If my face were distraught by fiendish villains, the Renegades would be the ones to restore order. They stand as a shining beacon to all that is good and true. If my face were the setting of an action movie, the Renegade Hairs would initially dislike each other, but be forced together by fate and circumstances until they realized just how much they value on another and can rely on each other for support in the face of adversity.
Perhaps I should shave them, as undoubtedly I will when I grow tired of the meager beard and thin straggly mustache, but I know, that regardless of the razor’s unforgiving caress the Renegades will return. They cannot be kept down. The Renegades will return.
-By Fred LaPolla
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