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Spring 2003 - Volume 25, Number 2
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Confession
I apologize to your shoes, your coat, hat, hi-tech toaster, your cat. Please, forgive my sloppy scarf, skirt, stockings - they never meant to hurt your stuff. They really do feel badly.
While we're at it, love, let me just express how sorry my umbrella is, and my diskman wants you to know how lonely it sounds without your cds. The television sends its regards and the vcr misses your videos and the dryer your clothes. The refrigerator is hungry for your leftovers.
But my sweetness my starlight my heartbeat,
my hands and toes and my nose would rather burn up like your house, melting and crumbling and folding in the fire, than be forgiven for what I've done. So don't worry: I've already thanked the fire department for their speedy response to the call I placed yesterday morning. Oh, and I made sure the phonebooks didn't burn - you can still order takeout. But don't bother looking for me or my kisses because the flames licked us away.
-By Rebecca Ryder Nepris
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