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Spring 2002 - Volume 24, Number 2

Help Wanted: Call 123-4254

Mira!
I wanna be a cook.
I could do dat shit.
You ain't never seen.

I wanna be a cook.
I could do dat good, too.
You ain't never seen.
I'm a big-time cook.

I could do dat good, too.
Cook all dat shit.
I'm a big-time cook.
I cookeded dat shit!

Cook all dat shit.
You see dat shit?
I cookeded dat shit!
I could like fuckin cook anyting.

You see dat shit?
They likeded dat shit!
I could like fuckin cook anyting.
I could cook crazy shit.

They likeded dat shit!
So like, you cou hire me.
I could cook crazy shit.
I'm da cook!

So like, you cou hire me.
I could do dat shit.
I'm da cook!
Mira!

-By Hector Schumacher
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