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Fall 2004 - Volume 27, Number 1

The Muse

Sit down at the computer; in a coffee bar; at a restaurant; in the park.  Relax on the beach; in a lounge chair; on a couch.  Fingers hang over the keyboard; sit poised over a notebook; grip a pencil, a pen.  Wait.  Fingers move over the keys; cause the pen to scribble across the page; press so hard the lead breaks.  Delete; crumple; erase.  Wait.  Pace the room; kick the sand; watch the ceiling; count the tiles.  Stare and stare and stare and stare.  At the waves breaking on the shore; at the fat man who just spilled coffee on himself; at the two lovers playing footsie under the table; at the birds lying in formation, giant V's each written by a new hand; at your face reflected in the 20 inch LCD screen; at incompetence; at failure; at uselessness.  Scribble again; no one will see it - first drafts can be shitty.  Not this shitty.  There is no plot; no character; no development; no idea; no point; no purpose; no paper.  Delete; crumple; erase.  Grab a glass of water, soda, beer, wine, gin, vodka, moonshine, absinthe.  Whatever.  Find the computer; the paper; the pen behind the couch, where it lays after its battle with the fingers; the pencil stuck in the ceiling, just like in high school.  Write.  Scribble.  Type anything, everything.  Words; sentences; paragraphs; letters.  Nothing.  Grab a cigarette; a joint; acid; mushrooms; ecstasy; cocaine; heroin.  Anything.  Look in the general direction of the paper.  Pound in the general vicinity of the keyboard.  Scribble; type; write; scribe; copy.  Anything.  Nothing.  Fall asleep on the couch; on the beach; in the park; in a lounge chair; in a restaurant; on a table, until someone kicks you off and out into the night.  Walk; drive; run; canter; gallop; tromp.  Stumble.  She's out there somewhere, and tomorrow is another day.

-By Adam Waks

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