Timothy Ziese
Hometown: San Antonio, Texas, y'all
Joined Vibes: Fall 2003
Part: Hard to pin down. Baritone, mostly.
Class: 2005
Major: International Affairs, w/ concentration in International Politics
His Bio:
Texas born. Texas bred. When he dies, he'll be Texas dead.
Timothy was born in Victoria (Texas, not British Columbia) and lived in
Yorktown (Texas, not Virginia) for the first year or so of his life.
Eventually, he moved to Austin until 7th grade, when he moved to San
Antonio. Unlike the other Vibes, Timothy is not creative enough to make
funny comments about his kidhood. If he tried, it would probably end up a
smarmy after school special "Timothy: The Early Years." It's a shortfall
that he's trying to overcome with a diligence matched only by his dedication
to the Vibes. Yeah. That's right. Eventually, he got accepted to GWU.
During a freshman year that was saddeningly non-musical, his "a capella
itch" began to...itch. Seeing the wicked cool Vibes guys audition flyers
(the ones with the guy with the 'fro) was the last straw, and he auditioned.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Eventually, Timothy hopes to fulfill his admitedly quixotic dream of
becoming president of the USA. But, should that fall through, he'd be
perfectly happy being a low-level diplomat or a teacher of some sort. He
enjoys singing, cooking, debating, the free market and all things political.
He dislikes tomatoes, avocadoes, sushi, and various non-food items,
including a certain state up north that shall not be named. And terrorists.
He doesn't like them either.
Finally, when he becomes old and senile, he intends to forcefully conquer
the world using a 1920s-Style "Death Ray." Should this attempt be
foiled by The Man, he will be survived by his wonderful Lutheran
parents, his older
sister, his twin brother, and his loyal subordinates, who will immediately
defect in order to back a counter-revolutionary named Seamus McFlannigan.
