Allan Mackiewicz

 

Hometown: Westport, CT

Joined Vibes: Fall 2001

Part: Bass/Baritone

Major: International Affairs

Solos: In My Life, ABC, Under the Bridge, Drive

His Bio:
Which side of me do you like the best: the Korean or the American, the Greek-God physique or the heart of a poet within, the resonating bass or the pre-pubescent Michael Jackson cries?  Watch me kick over microphone stands as I leave my audiences awe-struck, shaking my multi-ethnic booty.

Being an EMT on campus has really picked up my dating life.  You wouldn't believe the number of drunken girls that, after throwing up in my lap, beg me to marry them.  I usually send their mugshots to my mom and tell her to choose her future daughter-in-law.

My goal in life involves buying a monkey and naming him "Abu," hence
fulfilling my destiny to become the real-life Aladdin.  For now I'll have to settle with the Vibes' "little brother" (Mike) scampering by my side.  I'm currently accepting applications for a girlfriend.  Requirements are strict: must have long black hair, a tiger, and enjoy running around in silky blue midriff-bearing pj's.  (Please contact ASAP at allanm@gwu.edu)

Although my busy schedule keeps me one jump ahead of the breadline, one swing ahead of the sword, I promise to show you a whole new world...shining, shimmering, AND splendid....