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Things to Consider Before Buying a Cat

Things to Consider Before Buying a Cat

Maybe you’re lonely
and you’ve considered
buying a cat.

They’re soft and sweet,
yes, but like cars
or homes or children,
they have hidden costs.
Extra keys for the pet sitter,
peroxide, new socks,
stitches, new rugs.

And on Saturday nights,
coming home from the bar,
an extra question:
Are you allergic to cats?

~Amanda Huminski

Amanda Huminski is a rising senior pursuing an unpractical degree in Women's Studies, which she adores. In addition to engaging in a variety of feminist shenanigans, she spends her time watching the Food Network and reading dusty books.



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