The Barkeep

I went to a bar late one eve

And ordered nectar in a sieve

But the barkeep replied

All we have here is rye

So I got drunk and forgot to grieve

Adam Waks is a junior at the George Washington University majoring in Psychology and English. The only language he can speak fluently is English, but he can ask for a beer and directions to the bathroom in more than five. He hopes one day to be a world famous poet, a world famous lawyer, or a house husband - whichever comes first.