Old Man Waiting in an Airport Terminal

A salt and pepper toupee: Regal the Clown.

Adam Waks is a junior at the George Washington University majoring in Psychology and English. The only language he can speak fluently is English, but he can ask for a beer and directions to the bathroom in more than five. He hopes one day to be a world famous poet, a world famous lawyer, or a house husband - whichever comes first.