Why Doesn't GWU Have a Football Team; Or, What is
Academic Folklore?
By James I. Deutsch
One
of the many misconceptions surrounding folklore today is that it is found
primarily in rural areas, among peasants and rustics who are backwards and
illiterate. Admittedly, this was the typical belief in the 19th and early 20th
centuries among folklorists (such as the Brothers Grimm), who feared that
folklore would vanish with the spread of literacy and urbanization, and that it
therefore needed to be collected and recorded from rural people before it all
disappeared. Granted, there is an abundance of folklore in rural areas, but
there is also an abundance of folklore in urban and suburban areas, even among students
and professors who may consider themselves highly educated and sophisticated
people. I call this academic folklore,
or folklore of the academy.
First,
a brief definition: folklore consists of cultural behavior, beliefs, and
knowledge that is passed on, from person to person or within members of a
group, without continual corrective reference to a fixed source (e.g., a book,
musical score, or videotape). This definition places less emphasis on the
materials or texts themselves, and more emphasis on the process of
communication and the context in which the materials are transmitted. Particularly
important to folklorists are the various groups among which these beliefs,
behavior, and knowledge may be shared. These include groups that may be based
on kinship, geographical region, race or ethnicity, religion, age, gender, and occupation. In the latter
group may be included not only farmers, farriers, and firefighters, but
also college students and faculty members.
Because
folklore does not make continual corrective reference to a fixed source, it
almost always exists in different versions, known as variants. As a result,
folklore is not the same everywhere; if it is the same, there probably is a
fixed source involved. The definition may also suggest that folklore is
informal (generally transmitted without any formal instruction),
non-institutional (without any institutional backing or direction), and
unofficial (often subverting or mocking official policies and personnel). Moreover,
unlike the two other main categories of cultural expression—elite culture and
popular culture—folklore is unmediated. Rather than being spread through
publishing companies, television broadcasting stations, or music labels (all of
which act as filters or guardians of public morality), folklore comes to us
directly from the people. Consequently, folklore can often be crude and vulgar.
Speaking
of crude and vulgar, and to provide a concrete example of academic folklore and
how it functions, I will reveal (with some embarrassment) my first realization
that there was such a thing as academic folklore. Williams
College, which I attended in the late
1960s, was a small liberal arts school in northwestern Massachusetts—at that time 1,200 men, though
now it is co-educational with nearly 2,000 students. Housed in all dormitories
for first-year students were a small number of upperclassmen who were there to
instruct the freshmen in the ways of college life. They advised us on courses
to take or avoid, extracurricular activities and organizations, and many other
matters of navigation that freshmen needed to know. But my advisors also loved
to tell stories about Clay Hunt, one of the English professors at the college
who had a reputation as a free-swinging and somewhat bawdy bachelor. They told
these stories as if true, which is what makes them legends rather than
folktales; they believed them to be true, and I believed them to be true.
One
legend of Clay Hunt that I vividly remember concerns the time he was about to
lecture on John Milton. He strolled into the classroom, noticed a young woman
(presumably visiting for the weekend, since no women were enrolled at Williams College then), and politely asked if she
would mind crossing her legs. After she had done so, he announced, “Now that
the gates of hell are closed, we may safely begin our consideration of Paradise
Lost.” Although I did not hear Clay
Hunt utter these words myself, I never doubted that he had—until some years
later, when I read exactly the same story in a folklore textbook. It was only
then that I understood this was actually a migratory legend, a story told as if
true, which travels from college campus to campus, attaching itself to one
particular faculty member, usually with a reputation for bawdiness.
It
was also then that I realized that something else I had learned about Professor
Hunt—even more crude and vulgar—was equally legendary. I had heard from my
advisors that Clay Hunt invariably began each semester by telling his students
(all of them male), “My name is Clay Hunt. This is an easy name to remember,
because it’s Clay as in lay, and Hunt as in [ahem, expletive deleted].” As I recall, I took three different courses
from Clay Hunt during my four years at Williams College,
and although I never heard him utter this astonishing introduction myself, the
legend was so powerful that I never doubted the authenticity of the story. It
was always told to me, not by someone who had been personally present at the
event, but who had heard about it from a friend who was there (a source known
to folklorists as a FOAF, or friend of a friend). Even today, in the Williams College alumni magazine, former students
may occasionally reminisce, in a mischievous tone, about the way Clay Hunt used
to introduce his classes. Being a scrupulous folklorist, I’ll contact them to
ask, “Did you really hear Clay Hunt say those words?” And generally, they’ll reply after a pause, “Well,
no, not exactly. But I heard it from someone who was a reliable source.”
Although
bold and audacious, the Clay Hunt stories are rather typical of academic folklore,
much of which consists of legends told by students about distinctive
professors, or about some intriguing aspect of campus life.
For
example, why doesn’t George
Washington University
have a football team? The legend holds that because the son of Charles E. Smith
was once injured while playing football, one of the conditions for endowing the
Smith Center was that football be dropped from
GWU’s athletic program. In fact, GWU’s football team stopped playing in 1966;
the Smith Center opened in 1975.
Another
example: why are there no sorority houses at GWU? Legend has it that D.C. law prohibits
having more than six unrelated women living in the same house because it would then
be considered a brothel. In fact, no such law exists.
A recent story in the GW
Hatchet noted that students here have long believed that Thurston Hall was ranked
as the second most sexually active dormitory in the United
States, according to a study conducted by Cornell University. In fact, no such ranking
exists.
Other GWU legends might include the belief that Margaret
Truman (daughter of the president, and Class of 1946 at GWU) once worked behind
the counter at Quigley’s Drugstore, or the belief that the shoes hanging from a
tree outside the Delta Tau Delta fraternity house on G Street were coded
messages for sexual activity, or the belief that if your professor is late to
class you are required to wait at least fifteen minutes before leaving—but only
five minutes if waiting for your T.A.
Whatever
form academic folklore may take, or wherever it may be found—either at GWU or around
the world—it may serve several functions:
1)
The first function is simply amusement, which we find in the telling and
enjoyment of these customs and legends. College professors and students
obviously are entitled to a little amusement and enjoyment in their lives. But
we don’t need Sigmund Freud to tell us that beneath a great deal of humor lies
deeper meaning.
2)
The second function is education, by which I mean the education that
occurs outside of the classroom, as new students must be educated in the ways
of the academy, which for them is often large, mysterious, and quite imposing. Students
use folklore as their guide and unofficial cultural orientation to the new
academic world, as a way in which they can learn about their fellow students,
their professors, the customs, and the rituals that are an inherent part of
their home away from home for the next four years.
3)
The third function is validation and reinforcement of beliefs and conduct.
Students know that they often must resort to trickery to survive in the
competitive academic world, and professors know that students will try almost
anything to get ahead. The folklore of the academy validates and reinforces
these beliefs to those who observe and perform them. If professors believe that
students will do anything to get a better grade, and if students believe that
professors are peculiar creatures whom they must constantly try to outwit, then
the folklore of the academy validates and reinforces those beliefs. At the same
time, the folklore also helps to maintain conformity among the members of the
group through validation and reinforcement of those distinctive patterns of
behavior that have been established over the years, and are thus maintained by
tradition.
4)
The fourth function of folklore is that it can provide socially sanctioned
and approved outlets for expression of aggressions, tensions, cultural
taboos, and fantasies, (e.g., the stories about Clay Hunt). For students in the
U.S.,
college occurs at the moment when many are making the difficult passage from
adolescence to adulthood, anxiously awaiting their entry into a real world of
competition where success and failure can have genuine consequences. Accordingly,
during their college years, they may be very much in need of outlets for their
tensions and anxieties.
5)
The preceding four functions add up to folklore’s primary function of maintaining
the stability, solidarity, cohesiveness, and continuity of the group within the
larger mass culture. All groups—whether occupational, religious, regional,
racial, ethnic, age, gender, or kinship—are interested in preserving their own
group identity; and the maintenance of folk traditions is one very effective
way to do so. The folklore of students and professors grows out of a shared
cluster of hopes, frustrations, fears, and joys that are experienced in common
by a substantial number of the group’s membership. The legends and traditions
of the literate academy, which are passed from person to person and within the
group, represent a communicative process that is just as authentically folk as
anything found in the rural communities around the world.
James I. Deutsch is an adjunct professor in the
American Studies Department, teaching courses on American film. He is very much
interested in collecting other examples of academic folklore at GWU, and can be
reached at deutsch@gwu.edu.